Doctor Blobbington, a pickle with hair.
Yo peeps, it's Doc Blob here wit some fully autobiographicool rhymings
and lyrical stylings
to make you beamings
and smilings,
repping out from the Blob Side
with some myths to deride
and some answers to derive
and some winding paths to find
through the jungles of our minds.
Yo, I'll jump and grind
shaking my hips and behinds
getting jiggy
with your piggies
and fair wiggy
all the time.
But now, although I realise that no-one is stopping me,
I've realised that I've slipped into rapper's misogyny,
so goodbyeee from the looooooove doctor.
Word.
